Though I love all the defensive anonymous n00b commenters nerd raging at you.

vinraith, I totally agree, and I'm surprised to see anyone defending this patented shitfest.

Epic Fail
This was just a plainly awful way to end this series. I was honestly shocked at how badly they botched this.

Yeah, I was thrilled to see someone get away from the "sensual vampires ooh la la" trope as well.

*SPOILER*

My Netflix had a subtitles option.

No, they're quite cool.

Yeah, I mean I prefer the more organic sound of Sung Tongs and Here Comes the Indian. And I don't think they'll make a pop song as perfect as 'Winter's Love' ever again.

D-BAG SYMPOSIUM
Old Animal Collective > New Animal Collective

Yes, the Woody Allen centerfold is simply majestic.

At last, the internet has given kids access to porn!

The hilarious thing is that Howard the Duck, with its implied quasi-bestiality and freaky space monsters, is far less appropriate for 11 year-olds than Ferris.

FullFlava, I have another phrase for subtext: "projecting your ersatz-profound bullshit onto a stupid fucking movie."

Roneesh, I completely agree, but how else are you going to write a review about such a stupid fucking movie?

Johnny Mnemonic had Udo Kier getting sliced in half with a laser whip so that immediately removes it from any debate about the worst movie ever.

Christ Martins - "Review of Face Control"
Even in the worst economies, there's no excuse for cheap reviews. With his 2009 debut, Chris Martins appeared promising: a tepid but accurate review of a pair of Beirut EPs. "Review of Face Control" undoes all that. Martins' second album is only promising in that it'd be…

A few weeks ago there was an article in the New Yorker about how demographics had been broken down into four broad sectors. A successful movie was generally one in which a trailer could be designed to appeal to one sector. An exception was the "old man" demographic who generally only go to see one movie a year but…

aw shucks
I guess this means there won't be a Watchmen II.

You are a terrible human being.

Because she's not? Scarlet has never been hotter than she was in Ghost World, IMO.