If being "the man" means spending any amount of time in the vicinity of any of the Kardashians, I'll pass.

Good job, Prince!
Now get yourself off the stage and maybe, MAYBE I won't find you repulsive.

So Tracy Morgan gets chastised for this…
… and Charlie Sheen gets a minor slap-on-the-wrist for cavorting with a porn star in a cocaine-fueled binge.

Dammit, what does it take?
Okay, so apparently TWO high-profile hooker/porn star-and-cocaine incidents aren't enough to convince CBS to pull the plug on Sheen and his awful show.

Add me to the list calling for an Emmy. Torv has been phenomenal this year… hell, EVERYONE has, but her especially. The cafeteria scene, the apartment freak-out, and her breakdown in the garden were all just masterfully done.

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
*bangs head repeatedly on desk*

Definitely. Seeing the ship graveyard was far more chilling than showing the battle would have been. The Jaws effect definitely applies, Gordon… it's what you DON'T see that's scariest.

@drdarkeny: I'd say Mal, just because Mal's a practiced hand at fighting dirty. Beard or no beard, Riker's still a Starfleet officer… as awesome as he is, he'd probably be playing more-or-less by the rules.

What an Introduction…
BOBW has the distinction of being the first Trek episode I ever saw, at the tender age of five years old… I was probably too young to really get it, but I know that it scared me out of my fucking mind, yet it fascinated me so much that I knew I wanted to see more. Thus began a life-long love of…

I would pay…
… to see several hundred people in a row ask him if he likes fish sticks.

I thought so too. That was a brilliant touch in that episode.

Wait…
… what?

TURN
ON THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS!

TURN ON
THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS!

Oh, trust me, it wasn't unique at all. Not only was I tearing up at that scene, but so were most if not all of the other 20s-and-up in the theater, including my 60-year-old mother.

In tribute
My belly-button blew up.

Ugh, you nailed it. The four women are like senior-age composites of every girl I couldn't stand in high school.

Why…
… was this show popular, again?

Dammit, Apples, you beat me to it!

It's Been Confirmed
Mo Tancharoen and Variety said so.