Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun!

Stargate: Atlantis had one in 2008, and Eureka did one in 2009.

Apropos of… hardly anything… I read a negative review of Jon Stewart on the Daily Show a couple weeks ago that referred to his Jerry Lewis impression as a "Professor Frink voice." I wanted to reach through my phone screen and throttle him.

@avclub-726c3743d17c0e0bd19c0e87fd53dafd:disqus Something about making a ridiculous amount of money ($60 or so, I think) every fifteen minutes using whatever scam it was hawking.

Continuing SPOILERS

I thought @avclub-04d524031f29c89d78cae864bd6f0de7:disqus  was talking about Anna. Actually, if you take those as three separate traits from three separate wives, I think I accidentally described John's perfect woman.

I really, really miss the Toss. Stewart and Colbert playing off each other is a lot of fun, and they hardly get the chance anymore. Even half a minute every couple nights would be good.

@avclub-976e5a7c9f5586745269c99891652285:disqus That's part of what I'm referring to. Aside from the name, the fake promo for the Colbert Report didn't have anything in common with the show that ended up being made. I can hardly imagine the Colbert-character as he is saying, "It's French, bitch." He's more likely to…

@avclub-75f023b01584c7f37883f41c2a2b91ca:disqus I don't know about the stuff you use, but the mosquito spray back home stank like week-old ass (no doubt intentionally, to encourage people not to loiter while it was in the air). Anyone who breathed that stuff deeply was probably trying to get poisoned.

@bcfred:disqus Colbert has talked about how he always gives his guests a standard warning before the show, basically that he'll be in character as a huge idiot and a buffoon, and it's their job not to be rattled by all the dust he kicks up and to just try to be as clear and reasonable as possible.

Unfortunately, MYLF looks like a Myst porn parody.

What the hemorrhaging fuck does that even mean? The last part, I can figure out "mallcore," though I'm still repulsed by it.

@avclub-d009e8b6ce98ad61a7b7a69cd1ad10d9:disqus In a way, aren't we all? Can anyone really know another person?

I'd certainly enjoy it if they reran older episodes during hiatus weeks (though in that case, it'd be really nice if they didn't edit out the date from the opening sequence). Building new episodes out of less-topical pieces and unused segments from years past would also work nicely (though given their "use every part…

Colbert corpsing is always solid gold (obligatory examples: http://www.thedailyshow.com… http://www.colbertnation.co… The latter is remarkable for being one of the only times Colbert's accent has slipped, outside of him doing a voice) but I thought it just made Oliver seem nervous on his first night. Which he probably…

My favorite was this one: http://www.thedailyshow.com…

There was something like a four year gap in Better Know A District segments for that very reason.

It just occurred to me that there may be an explanation given for why humans tend not to hire alien telepaths. When Lyta is trying to get a job near the end of season 4, she's turned down because the company she'd be working with can't hire non-Psi Corps telepaths because their insurance won't cover them, and not…

There was another one I never found the source for, and only heard about second-hand. A fan was talking to/posting at JMS, and said that tracking device that Sinclair claimed to plant in G'Kar in the pilot should come back at some point. Like, G'Kar and Garibaldi would be stranded somewhere, and G'Kar would say,…

That's something that's gotten me. The Daily Show w/JS has had substitute hosts before (at least twice since I started watching in '04, IIRC, both when Jon Stewart's kids were born, but I can't for the life of me remember which person filled in), but the familiar "supporting cast" of correspondents makes that pretty…