Brock explodes everyone's hearts using telekinetic powers a la the Rainmaker in Looper.

My ~*first love*~ dumped my ass, went on a 6-month-long psychedelic drug binge, failed all his classes, stopped showering and brushing his teeth, and then was given an intervention by his mom, who tearfully called me 8 months after we broke up to tell me all this (???). Meanwhile, I had my first date with my…

He's a diversity double-whammy.

"MA, THE MEATLOAF!…FUCK!"

@avclub-d542a3419c3ad57206a96bcc86155ebc:disqus I'm still wondering if they'll ever circle back to the potential of there being a mole or someone paid off by the cartel in the DEA. Hank's boss telling him repeatedly to drop the Heisenberg thing a season or two ago seems like a loose end that needs to be tied up.

Walt has the worst *bleep*ing attorneys.

Come on, I'm Dean!

"Mmmm, whatcha sayyyy…"

Check your lease, because you're living in *bleep*ville!

I just wanna see everyone in this thread get banged by someone else in this thread. And I do mean that I quite literally want to watch.

Oh my gosh, I never even got that joke until just now. And now I mourn my delayed understanding of future jokes that will never be…

NOOOO! This is not the Happy Endings news update I wanted to read today.

Yes yes yes. Want that song played at both my wedding and funeral. It's just great for any occasion.

I couldn't help but be kind of impressed by Walder Frey this episode. Dude's the oldest and coldest mother(daughter?)fucker in the game.

"RIP ta da competition" - Walder Frey

I know what an erection feels like, @avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus .

@avclub-de9878e9d33c60263a094abc94fab3f0:disqus Well, he certainly has a type.

He's a time bobby.

I think Bob is going to turn out to be a shared hallucination among the entire staff of SCDPCGS. He's always got an extra cup of coffee and a listening ear. He can recommend an excellent Spanish at-home nurse for your ailing mother. He is all things to all people. He is Ubiquitous Bob.

Condragulations on the nom, RuPaul!