I really thought Johnny was gonna come home to Dallas on draft day. It would've been the most boneheaded football decision of the entire draft, but the absolute perfect headline grabber for years to come. I'm still 100% flabbergasted that Jerry decided against the jersey money and page hits.

Where's #24?

"I don't watch TV"

Gone Home

Sarah Silverman saying how much she loved Jim Norton in between laughs was just perfect.

Joan sure is full of herself since sleeping her way to the "top".

Hey, at least your laptop's charged.

No thanks, I'm full.

I accidentally watched the last three or four minutes of TURN while waiting for Mad Men, and holy shit that episode had some hilariously awful green screen going on. I recommend everyone watch it just to laugh.

There's something about restaurant ketchup, you know?

Rigby brings up a good point. Did he graduate or what?

Didn't Don say he was at ease to Megan's manager, and not Pete?

The best pilot I've ever seen, and one of the most beautiful shows ever.

How'd they keep that secret for nine years, though

I know the Team Ico games are beloved, but I'd rather hear praise for them than trite like The Last of Us.

The Last Guardian is never coming out is it?

#FreeArmond

Lena Dunham's in everything these days.

Bottomless Lena Dunham will star in this. Courageously, of course.

I don't know what's worse: eternal life as a hollow, crazy shell of a man, or living with Lena Dunham.