I'm jealous. After the election, I mentioned the lack of sleep I'd been getting to my therapist, who then asked me what my issues were with Trump. I gave my list of reasons, and she said, "well, I probably shouldn't tell you this, but I voted for him."

Speaking as a fan, I can only imagine T.J. Miller is a goddamned nightmare to work with.

This is a shame. She's great at sketch comedy.

This is terrible news.

I guess that's the only sensible answer. Thank you.

Mike Pence will bop us all, in the end.

But why?

You overestimate my punching abilities.

Please don't write about pearls where Batman might see it.

This marks the issue where I stop reading Tom King's Batman, which I'd been enjoying. Folding the Watchmen into the DCU is beyond distasteful to me.

I don't like living in a world where a beautiful genius is called an acquired taste.

What a tedious, dreadful, slog of a show. Congratulations on the fourth season!

I saw her film over a year ago at our local film festival, and yeah, it was all I could think of when I saw the bit on SNL. Somebody blew it.

Peter Parker's parents aren't one of the interesting things about Spider-Man. These movies thought they were the ONLY interesting thing about Spider-Man.

Martin Schkreli? I don't know if I'm spelling that correctly. You know, the Pharmadouche.

I have a general practice of farting anytime I walk by someone in a MAGA cap or a Tea Party Patriots t-shirt.

Sean O'Neal is a goddamned treasure.

Shame. It's a great show. I hope Hulu picks it up.

It's disorienting that Billy's not shoving the mic in their faces as soon as he's done speaking.

Can't wait for the sequel where Spidey doesn't have a crappy, slapdash homemade costume, OR a billion dollar Stark-tech costume, but, you know, a Spider-Man costume.