This news does nothing to make Angela more interesting, and everything to make Thor and Loki less interesting.

I sincerely apologize if you're too old to get my rock solid Mad Men joke.

The book about this situation needs to be titled "Sterling's Old."

He's still scheduled to be honored by the NACTUPCP, the National Association for Continuing To Use the Phrase "Colored People."

They should have embraced the mustache. It's no weirder than Zola's new state!

On tonight's Marvelous Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.:
Tim Gun IS Major Wow Factor

To me, the most satisfying part of all of this is how Scientology puts so much emphasis on communication. This sort of minor, embarrassing fuckup isn't supposed to happen to people who've paid so much to the organization to advance up the bridge. And yet, here we are.

Pete is glorious when paired with the right person. I could listen to him talk to John Mullaney or Jenny Slate all day long.

It made me feel really happy. So if they were hoping to upset you AND delight me, it was a goddamned home run.

Redeemed by Samberg's Harvard speech! "Hey, we should do a film together; what do you think? You guys are supah smaht, right? I used a prosthetic penis in Boogie Nights! Okay, just think about it!"

I generally like Jimmy Fallon a lot; sometimes I worry that the lesson he learned from his years on SNL was that it's funny when the person you're doing an impression of walks up behind you to show that they're a good sport.

You can always tell the guys who haven't actually read Avengers Arena…

"Never" is a long time.

Down to her id, Six!

I guess I always assumed that they steered away from Officer Andy once they started working on Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Paul Tobin wrote a flawless run of the all-ages Spider-Man Adventures title a few years back. It's been collected into digests, and it's exactly what I would have liked to read when I was nine.

She's the greatest living American and I am somehow now even more excited about this movie.

Eagleton is the Valhalla Catering of Eagletons.

This movie needs a cameo from an unnamed Punisher played by Tom Jane.

Everyone likes John Mulaney. They'd be happy to have him back.