Listen, man, I've been to the Atlanta area, and I can confirm that you only ever see one black guy at a time.

All I wanted was 1,000 words on his experience making Busted, and you can't even provide that. AV Club, you've broken my heart.

All I wanted was 1,000 words on his experience making Busted, and you can't even provide that. AV Club, you've broken my heart.

The Dick In A Box guy deserves better.

The Dick In A Box guy deserves better.

When does Jarvis get to write and perform a James Bond theme? That, to me, is the most pressing matter of all.

When does Jarvis get to write and perform a James Bond theme? That, to me, is the most pressing matter of all.

The guy is a national treasure.

The guy is a national treasure.

Rest in peace, sir.

Rest in peace, sir.

I'm stunned at the lack of solo McCartney.

I'm stunned at the lack of solo McCartney.

Guess which paragraph horrified me.

Oh boy.

Oh boy.

In life, he gave us the gift of classic literature. In death, he is delicious.

In life, he gave us the gift of classic literature. In death, he is delicious.

Uh.

Uh.