who the fuck ate all my hard-boiled eggs!

the bartender was played by bea arthur. and boy, can she sing!

that smith kid somehow manages to be even more annoying that wil smith.

i think avatar won that one.

why are jawas so fucking cool, and ewoks so fucking lame?

scoop rhymes with poop.

peter jackson's a spritely 50 years old.

cameltoe!

on a related note— every time i see an article here on the show 'camelot', i misread it as "cameltoe".

you should say "star track", like my dad did.

i can't wait for the special editions— with all new musical numbers.

i really like this no firstie thing that's going on here at the a.v. club.

ethel merman's dead?
rest in peace…

i think this is the first a.v. club article i've read without a firstie. seriously.

i'd forgotten how funny christopher lloyd was on that show. some of those jokes were pretty obvious, but lloyd sold the hell out of em.

the rockford files was my mom's favorite show. that, and some show with david jansen.

the biggest shame is that when les nessman tries on his wig before his big date with jennifer, foreigner's 'hot blooded' isn't playing over the station's speaker system!

josh brolin… not bad.

a drinking buddy and i declared it the greatest tv theme song of all time. we were drunk. but i don't think we were wrong.

a nickle!