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Is it truly this simple to amputate a leg in a post-apocalyptic world? I don't think it's as easy as just hacking and sawing.

Tyreese's inability to kill The Asshole in the ball cap is definitely going to result in the capture and/or death of Sasha, right?

I totally agree. Like I said in a thread above, why are these people comfortable with swimming in a pool of tepid zombie soup? If you drank a glass of that, would that be enough?

I'm just excited that the odds of Rick paying off his promise to murder him with a red handled hatchet have been bumped up to 100%.

I guess you could say there's a little Bob in all of us.

This has to be it. I actually believe that he is a naive, inexperienced idiot in the zombie world, but he has to be surviving with the help of *somebody* better equipped than him.

I don't get the whole zombie bite business myself. Bites are to be feared so much that you perform emergency amputation with a hatchet in an unsanitary setting (which seems far more likely to lead to lethal infection), but then you can go marinate in a stew of tepid zombie water with no problem.

They said they were "the butchers or the cattle." They are clearly a very literal group of people. Metaphors aren't fully grasped in Terminus.

Speaking of Clint Eastwood, was anyone else just a wee bit disappointed that Rick's Eastwood-esque, badass line ("That's the one I'm going to kill you with.") was not paid off with a red handled hatchet buried in the leader's cranium?

I am kind of surprised to see the blender sketch getting panned here. I loved the constant evasions when asked about the price.

Holy shit. There were 11 men in the cast last year? I think that goes to show how many forgettable wallflowers there were.

I loved the direction it was headed, but then just tailed off completely with a limp "Hey, let's go get pizza."

Gob: I figured out a way to make money while I'm working.

$3 incentive: You receive a bite of potato salad that has been through the postal service for a week.

This normcore business reminds me of that scene in Arrested Development where G.O.B. pretends to wait tables as a joke, then accidentally ends up earnestly performing the job and receiving a wage.

It's depressing to think that it's possible to rip off tens of thousands of dollars *without even trying* in this world.

35,000 now. Irony has gone so far that it's circling back around to earnestness.

And imagine the egg on his face when he has to build a bigger house for that kitchen! What a dummy!

Best line: "10 gigabytes should be more than enough for browsing the Internet."

I dream of one day owning a small, portable device that I can use to access the Internet nearly everywhere I travel. These guys are truly at the cutting edge of technology. I'll bet the ghost of Steve Jobs is kicking himself for not seeing the potential in such a device, slapping an Apple logo on it, and charging