"Just typing whatever half-completed thought popped into your head" is practically this generation's rallying cry.

Die Hardester. It will gross $300 million.

The insanely geeky interests coupled with pure bro douche delivery was comedy gold.

She's having chun doing that stuff.  You missed that one.

I loved the very timely and relevant Armageddon joke.  SNL is truly at the razor's edge of cultural trends.

Could somebody teach Keenan Thompson how to do basic things like ”acting” and "not tripping over cue card lines”?  I swear those items must be on his job description.  And yet…

"Endless gluttony is ok here."
This really is the crux of the matter, isn't it?  Are we prepared to cast moral judgment on gluttony anymore?  It seems that there's this push-back lately (the attitudes in this article are evidence) to create a culture of complete moral neutrality around eating habits.  The way some…

@avclub-db0c35ce2663c0e8c4b3f38642a49748:disqus The problem that can't be ignored is that they are obviously consuming something, knowingly or not, that causes the weight gain.  There's is clearly an imbalance in the simple equation of calories in minus calories burned.  All food is simply stored energy, and energy…

The problem is that you're setting losing weight and eating healthy on a pedestal.

"This really super felt like this article was written because the writer had an agenda and merely used the TV show as a platform, and something bothers me about that."
Couldn't agree more, @avclub-4890b244b694eb077186da46702d0111:disqus .  I lost track of how many times the author implies (or directly states) that it's…

That was my fave by far.  You can tell it's funny when there are no breaks in the laughs from the audience.  Also, it's a good sign when the material is so funny that the actors break character.

I thought the actual news jokes were pretty mediocre this week, but the characters they brought in were as strong as we've seen in years.

Highlight of the night: Jay Pharoah's Shannon Sharpe impression, complete with tongue work and bizarrely escalating analogies.

It was alright here, but worked much better when Liz ends her epic take-down of her high school reunion with a mic drop and "Lemon, out!"

@avclub-043a5755513643c7f4a9cd35380ec33e:disqus I'm willing to bet he actually tastes like bacon.  At this point, his body fat to mass ratio has to be approaching 1.0.

Gus Fring is going to be played by some pasty, Canadian dude and he'll be transporting meth to his donut shops in buckets of the maple glaze.

@avclub-e95a45d0b1f5afdf0ab9cde82b4b1d06:disqus From Wikipedia:

The entire reason he pulls off that M60 trick is because he appears destitute and pathetic to Todd and Lydia.

I think it should also be noted that his M60/garage door opener didn't have to be a perfectly calibrated machine built and perfected by military geniuses.

I find that explanation completely meaningless, @avclub-e95a45d0b1f5afdf0ab9cde82b4b1d06:disqus .