I had the best time replying to your comment.  The wife and I thank you very much.

Yeah, that wins the award for most dispiriting sentence fragment I've read all week.

I like to imagine Herzog's copy of this photo is covered in colourful sketches of hearts and stars, as well as the words "BFFs 4 EVA".

I got a "Zachary Quinto cream on face" notification for this?

It's just occurred to me - that sketch is an avante la lettre pre-parody of Savage Grace.

Tideland is wonderful.  A group of friends watched it with me on Christmas Eve.  I think it ruined their Christmas, but it made mine.

@avclub-de9878e9d33c60263a094abc94fab3f0:disqus In fairness, Blue Valentine was an independent movie and this will be a studio movie.  So it'll get a PG, a Happy Meals tie-in and a range of custom Barbies with realistic felching action.

Reading some IMDb comment threads, people are upset that "she looks too old" and "she looks too experienced, not innocent enough".  The entire fan base is skeevier than the green room for a British light entertainment show circa 1976.

Brock Cockshock.

Ha ha, I didn't know about this guy before.  Surprised he got the Project X gig after making a porn film - you'd have thought that after hitting the heights of Bangbros, you wouldn't want to debase yourself like that.

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus No, no, "Le Haim" was the gritty French ghetto drama starring a young Vincent Cassell as Corey Haim.

I read a biography of them - published around the time of The Big Lebowski, but I read it much later - that gave a list of all the crazy projects they'd talked about but never made.  One of them was "something about a barber who wants to be a dry-cleaner", and it was even funnier in retrospect knowing that was only a…

Oh yeah!  I still kind of hope Clooney does that, the few details we got made it sound wonderfully insane.

250,000 tons of awesome?

I would genuinely love it if he said "Let's go fishin'" before pulling Anastasia's tampon out.

He probably will have a bit of whiplash, given that the amazing stunts were done without CGI and will keep you on the edge of… what's that?  It bombed?  Thank god, I don't have to do this stupid job any more.

Michael Gambon plays the most - and most wonderful - assholes now, doesn't he?  His work on The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover should qualify him for a permanent Asshole MBE.

Was just coming in to add 'Everything Must Go', as well as 'Millionaire Sweeper' by Kenickie.

@avclub-63e2f1604a909f4ac2d982ad5d075dd4:disqus Thanks!  Just went looking to make sure I was right and found this interesting article about how close Nemo was to disaster: http://jimhillmedia.com/edi…

I picture it being like this, only awful: http://www.youtube.com/watc…