Damon didn't just lose pounds, he got scurvy.

Wait, the movie isn't actually called "SkullpoopL?"

Typical trailer, giving the entire plot away…

"I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits."

HBO Sesame Street - Episode 10: "J is for Jizz"

In my concert staff experience, metal shows bring 1000% the violence that country shows do. There will be drinking, and some people get carried away, but for the most part a country concert is people from the rural areas who are putting on their "good jeans" and coming into town for a show.

I worked concert/event security for a number of years, and it's kind of amazing to me that this kind of behavior is a surprise to anyone. Drunk people are idiots or assholes, more frequently both.

And remember everyone, it's pronounced "SHAN-na-ra" (kind of like Sha-na-na), and OBVIOUSLY not "Sha-NARA."

It wasn't Travolta's hair that made Swordfish terrible.

I confess, I had not caught that. However, that scene looks like it's from Bruce's nightmare "Superman takes over the world" segment, so I expect it's more likely just playing on the vaguely insectoid Kryptonian tech we saw in Man of Steel.

Oh, nice. Way to let the cat out of the bag.

Agreed, Nolan did make Bane more interesting, but the bar was set pretty low.

Um, what?

Hey, one step at a time. It's a major achievement to have Wonder Woman appear as a character in the film. Ol' Zack figures she doesn't need to have actual dialogue until the second or third sequel.

While I expected better from Christopher Nolan than to use a shitty character like Bane, I would expect nothing less than stupid Doomsday from Snyder.

Well, he's new.

Typeset in Papyrus. Why am I not surprised?

"Equal parts George Lucas and J.R.R. Tolkien" and shit.

Ah! Die Hard's previously unknown subtitle was "Learn to Kill Again" - it's not about John McClane at all, it's really a story about Al Powell!

Yeah, could never seem to find out what happened to her. Shame. She was funny and more often than not, the most entertaining part of Up All Night broadcasts. Plus I liked her face.