A friend of mine told me that he used to play in a band where the lead singer, if he didn't know the words to something, would just sing "darkness, darkness."

This one's better: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

The extended version is a lot easier to follow, but it's worth noting that Lynch objected to it and took his name off it. (It's credited to that notorious hack "Alan Smithee.")

There will never again in the realm of fiction be a plot that offers the opportunity for the "Dork calling Orson!" joke.

For the record, the girls in the tape were 22 (shrug) and 16 (there's your trouble).

Get 'Nathalie' instead. It has the advantage of starring Emmanuelle Beart, the most wonderful woman who ever walked the face of the earth.

I think "Hamlet" is my favorite.

It's not a violin, it's a fiddle.

I keep expecting Darryl and Darryl to turn up on 'True Blood.'

Yeah, I can't beat that.

I've long maintained that rap lyrics wouldn't be half as violent if "trigger" didn't rhyme with "bigger" and you-know-what.

I interviewed Dio a couple of years ago
He was very nice, really eloquent and serious about his craft. I was really taken with him.

A little less talk and a lot more fail.

And yet if they took more time to proofread before posting, people would bitch and moan that the posts weren't going up soon enough after the show airs.

What about the rights of that little girl?

One of the reasons I keep returning to MST3K is that I can be sure that every time I rewatch an episode there will be at least one reference that I get now that I didn't then.

I thought his speech about how he doesn't care about it because he'll retire soon seemed like a too-little-too-late try at rationalizing the abuse.

Why yes, someone else has mentioned it.

The lesson here: Never make out with Evan Dando.

That's not cool, ladies! This guy knows what I'm talking about! This guy definitely knows what I'm talking about!