In before someone says HIMYM

I've been vlogging for about three years and watching YouTube videos for slightly longer, and am proactively trying to stop myself from getting involved in any of that convoluted, blatantly artificial horseshit style of videomaking, both in what I make and what I watch. Your tiring, drawn out enthusiastic personality…

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby" -Elaine

CONTEXT: "http://www.chucklorre.com/i…"

"Why would you even call a bar Puzzles? Unless…!"

It also kind of made sense: Gina was the one pushing Rosa to 'do' Boyle all episode; I guess she just took matters into her own hands.

SIR I AM AMY SANTIAGO AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
I THINK YOU'RE WRONG
I THINK DETECTIVE PERALTA IS ON TO SOMETHING
AND YOU SHOULD LET HIM PURSUE IT
I'M AMY SANTIAGO AND I'M DONE TALKING

The chart for "Family Guy" is funny purely in the fact that the lowest rated episode is "Life of Brian" (where they temporarily killed him off), and not an episode that's actually bad in quality.

"You let me into your special place-" "Eww."

"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."
*lowers hand*
*raises hand again*
"Horse radish is not an instrument either."

This is the fourth "A" review in a row tonight; must be a good night for television.

"Hi, I'm Jakkkkktractive." The delivery of that line killed me.

The "Just Lost a Bet" banner on Peralta's car killed me

Dammit, I wanted to see that for myself. Dick.

Man, I can't wait for a second season so I can keep not watching it and read more of these reviews.

I'm very happy that somebody finally decided to call Rachel out on how utterly stupid she's been acting lately (since the series began).

Excuse me while I go find this.

It's pretty unfortunate regardless.