Whopper? You be illin'.

"I am the one who grabs."

John Lydon is my PiL Friend.

This whole thread is a trash trampoline.

That was kind of the appeal, wasn't it?

The first person I saw a check-in from is kind of a right-on type guy and I thought he really dropped everything in solidarity and went off to North Dakota to protest. I thought, wow, good for him, what an upstanding guy. Then I learned that it is a slacktivist Facebook meme. Damn it Facebook.

First it puts the lotion on, then it puts the lotion in the basket.

Why the fuck do they always play "You Can't Always Get What You Want" at his rallies?

Yeah, the one written by a Cohn brother.

"It's pretty meh, it's pretty meh, it's pretty meh…."

Does Kate McKinnon have a cult? Not doubting, just didn't pay attention to SNL for years until just recently. Baldwin's Trump has been getting a lot of attention, but her Clinton is killing it too.

I had always imagined Bowie becoming like a Leonard Cohen type figure, performing into his old age. Ironic and sad that we lost Bowie first. Please, 2016, cut Leonard some slack.

Not even being election-snarky here, I am pretty sure he is hopped up on diet pills. He's incoherent, self-aggrandizing, and paranoid. He made that weird statement about a drug test for Hillary, and it's obvious that "I know you are but what am I" is his go-to deflection line. ("No puppet. You're the puppet.")

And Led Zeppelin? Totally obscure.

Grab them by the Busey!

"There is no secret world of The Donald. This blank stare speaks only of a half-bored interest in grabbing pussies."

Boring director and nobody watches his movies. Check out sex tape and past. Sad!

Still waiting on the Werner Herzog Trump doc. That would be something to see.

And he drinks piña coladas at Trader Vic's.

In complete seriousness, I still can't believe that they went with "YouTube Red" as a name.