What? No China, IL review?? I feel the Good Wife board must be the appropriate place to complain about this.

Qwikster? We hardly even knew her!

I'm dropping comments on the AV Club at 2am on a Friday night. Do you really think I'm loaded?

Everyone's going to think they're so clever with their dead Steve Jobs costume until I show up dressed like Kate Gosslin.

I know, right? It's like my computer that allows me to access the whole of the world's information and communicate with friends and loved ones from across the world instantaneously at no additional cost and save and compile family photos and home movies and store my entire music collection isn't good for jack shit.

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME QUIET DIGNITY!?!? A MONDAY NIGHT TRIBUTE TO ESTEEMED PROFESSIONALS IN THEIR PHYSICAL PRIME!?!?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Beat me to it!

This is the opposite of how Old Yeller was supposed to work.

"Only one culturally significant thing happened in the Bronx."

CUE YAKETY SAX.

Don't laugh. He's crushing it in my obscure German cinematic auteur fantasy league.

I can't stand this guy, but I also don't want to invest the requisite time to figure out why I can't stand him. So let's just say it's his asshole face.

"Said scene involved laxatives."

Yeah, Ryan's interpretation doesn't hold up super well against graphic Indiana Jones rape sequences.

You dare deny the opus that is Zookeeper 2: Zookeepier?

So that was shitty. But I guess it was, like, intentionally shitty to make a point about life? I…okay.