Steely Dan - Aja - Black Cow / Aja

See also Vivaldi.

Er kann meinen Arsch saugen.

Chris Brown is the Westboro Baptist Church of rappers.

I've realized that I would be willing to be a part of a Human Centipede as long as Chris Brown was the one who was sown onto my asshole.

I didn't realize people actually paid attention to anything I said. Also in the name of full self disclosure, here are other things I like that would make me profoundly uncool in the eyes of a great deal of AV club posters:

Fun are not a great band, but the anti-Fun backlash is a bit silly. They're a perfectly competent pop band with delusions of theatricality who went overboard on the autotune. And it seems like the tour is supporting a good cause. So good for them.

I know Beyonce is sexy because I am 30 and yesterday I realized she is literally the first African-American woman I have ever been sexually attracted to.

If they happen at virtually the same time, and they're really really good, and you have high blood pressure, yes.

Oh, and I really do hope "Ya Hey" has something to do with the OutKast song, since that track is one of the best pop songs of the last 15 years.

Mine is May 10th, between this and the new Star Trek movie, the number of orgasms I'm going to have may just kill me.

I love Vampire Weekend because their music proved to me that, in my late 20s, I still have the capability of falling in love with new music.

Ugh, nevermind. Ignore.

This was not good. Even I can tell that, and I'm deaf.

Nah NAAAAAAAAH nah nah nah nah NAAAAAAH nah nah nananananah. *grabs crotch, spits*

I could take him.

Guess I should actually listen to something by them. *adds to personal music queue* 2031 will be BIG on Mars Volta!

I knew that too much sodium worsened a girl's period, but now I know that too much cheese worsens MY butt period.

Yeah, that banner ad is distracting me too.

Yeah, that banner ad is distracting me too.