The entertainment industry will have to find a way to preserve Stephen King's consciousness after his death, because evidently he is the only person capable of writing stories that can be made into films.

The entertainment industry will have to find a way to preserve Stephen King's consciousness after his death, because evidently he is the only person capable of writing stories that can be made into films.

Don't want to sound like I'm complaining - because I love the show, loved the episode - but there is one sort of character "evolution" that I'm not sure I totally dig, even though it's led to some funny jokes.

Don't want to sound like I'm complaining - because I love the show, loved the episode - but there is one sort of character "evolution" that I'm not sure I totally dig, even though it's led to some funny jokes.

Also, Starburns.

Also, Starburns.

I have a friend whose son writes for "Up All Night". I really like my friend, and her son is very nice. That said, if it means an earlier "Community" premiere, I hope that f***er loses his job.

I have a friend whose son writes for "Up All Night". I really like my friend, and her son is very nice. That said, if it means an earlier "Community" premiere, I hope that f***er loses his job.

Haha… animal practice… heh

Haha… animal practice… heh

According to the always-correct Wikipedia, he was born Cornelius Crane Chase

According to the always-correct Wikipedia, he was born Cornelius Crane Chase

What in the world is wrong with their teeth?

What in the world is wrong with their teeth?

I wish my girlfriend would offer me a blowjob for every pound I lose. I would lose a lot of weight.

I wish my girlfriend would offer me a blowjob for every pound I lose. I would lose a lot of weight.

I'm optimistic. But then again, I'm more of a "I really like it, but my life doesn't revolve around it" kind of Community fan.

I'm optimistic. But then again, I'm more of a "I really like it, but my life doesn't revolve around it" kind of Community fan.

If someone doesn't make a GIF of Superman/Blanche sashaying down the hall, I will be disappointed in humanity.

If someone doesn't make a GIF of Superman/Blanche sashaying down the hall, I will be disappointed in humanity.