Sweet! Now I never have to actually watch a whole episode.

I like almost all of these answers. Kenny Herzog, not yours.

Watch out for Ingrid Michaelson, I predict she takes over No. 1 next week.

Party at the Leper Colony!

Slow down, Ludwig, slow down.  Your time will come.

Fist!

The slightly inauspicious beginning to one of the greatest television shows of all time.

This was a show that was on television, that featured a moderate amount of humour (as befitting a show designated as a "humour programme") and was cancelled, so there aren't any new episodes of it.  Also it was hosted by the guys from the Oblongs who aren't Will Ferrell.

DS9 - Fuck Yeah!!!

I listen to an ungodly amount of music, and like almost all of it, but I have yet to have the slightest interest in tackling Elvis.

Dude, you're totally missing the joke!  It's not that they're bigger than normal wine glasses… it's that they're Much, Much bigger than normal!  They're practically huge!  That's hilarious sh*t right there, my friend.

Thanks for f*ing ruining my day, FPT.

I'm going to be the nerd and suggest that you should just watch the last five seasons of Deep Space Nine.

Sorry, but fuck them for keeping Morgan on.  I like 30 Rock but I've lost a lot of respect for the people involved.

"I’ve developed an addiction to box sets in my middle age. Thanks to my job, I get most of the new CD and DVDs that I want delivered to my mailbox at no cost to me, which leaves all the dough I used to blow at the record shop just sitting in my bank account, itching to be spent… I reach for my credit card, looking to…

Not for me either. ::yay, I have something in common with others!::

No man, the Police were and are the shizz, a top-20-of-all-time rock band.

In the last month I've gone from having seen not a single episode of Community (other than the pilot when it originally aired) to every episode.  It's been a fun month.

That was droll!  Droll, I say!

It's not the crossdressing that's the problem.  See: Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Kids in the Hall.