As I mentioned in last week's recap, you don't just swim away from a stalled Jet Ski. You push it forward and it drags you 7 or 8 feet. It's a lot easier than swimming. You also get to pretend you've just killed Jaws and are heroically floating to shore.

I, for one am glad to see a show with a protagonist riding a jet ski.

I Love Way Of The Gun. Love It. A film about having a code and no qualms about stealing (Heat, Dark Knight) and the final shootout….smooch.

David Sedaris' lisp destroyed my car speakers. By the end, I had to disable them out of mercy. People, if you're going listen without protection, please get a yearly checkup at Pep Boys.

You was ruthless…you pulled a guy's jawbone off. I seend't.

Brave
Also, "by the time…."

Brave
Also, "by the time…."

Brave
Also, "by the time…."

creepy peepy videos
Why do you people hound them? They only want to show us their nice pictures. Are we so high fallutin' that we don't recognize ART when it is in our faces?

So we the people R stupid and you can't placate us.
You are unwilling to drink a beer with joe 6 pack and kiss a baby to win. If you had any balls, you would lie to us on the campaign trail and be honest in office.

"Annette: Do you have any botox?

Steel Magnolia 2 poster
Here is what it might look like.

Best Larry Sanders Line:

Semper Fi
How long you been in country solider?

Canadian Tuxedo
Does it include more Conan secrets?

FREEDOM!
In the year of our lord, 2008, the viking warriors, starving and outnumbered charged the fields of asgard.

here comes a greaseball!
Why you kids not like-a Luigi?

The AV club movie trailer
Sometimes to free your heart, you have to break all the rules.

I like it too. Just highlight, ctrl c and v. Did you ever see the spades and other icons?

I like it too. Just highlight, ctrl c and v. Did you ever see the spades and other icons?