As soon as Rarity renews her contract. *sighs* Oh, but it's always so dramatic with her…
Fluttershy
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Um, I-I just want to, um, a-address the rumors that Ms. Hero, uh, brought up. I…well…I really don't know any Horse…um Horsed*mumble*, and I certainly wasn't doing any sort of, well, horseplay for Hearts and Hooves Day. I just had a nice quiet day with my animals.
Oh, I-I'm still waiting on the right pony…
Oh, I-I've never heard of Stalingrad. I've been to Stalliongrad before though…
Black Beauty? War Horse? *sniff* Wh-why do bad things always happen to g-good ponies?
Th-that doesn't look like any pony I-I've ever seen. Why, it's not even pastel colored…
Left my ponies house with a braid
Picked up some cakes that Pinkie Pie made
It’s ironic, she’s a baker but a comic
The rainboom went sonic
I ate some, gave some to A.J.’s granny
Put on my jammies, went to Twi’s to play nanny
And my lullabies got Spike so deep so deep
Put his tail to sleep
Twi got back around one
She didn’t…
Flew back home and hit the showers
Angel Bunny didn’t even call me a coward
Cause just yesterday that rabbit tried to blast me
Today I gave a stare and he rolled right past me
No flexing, just gave him a look in that bunny’s direction
As I checked the mirror’s reflection
Went to Rarity’s house, she was trying on a cap
What’s…
Just waking up in the morning gotta thank Celestia
I don’t know why but today seems the bestia
Cute barking from the dogs, croaking frogs
And I made a nice breakfast for my hogs
I got my grub on, but didn’t pig out
Confidence is sprouting out of my snout
Call my friends to hang out as I hit the do’
Thinking will I be…
Oh, we are in no part associated with the, um, 1%. We are just simple ponyfolk. Why, I hardly even make enough money to feed the animals at the cottage each month. But if you scrimp and save, and don't spend your money on everything that's shoved at you, you can…wh-what? Who's at the door? Oh, hello Hasbro! Oh my,…
Um, as a pony, buck this movie…
Um, I-I'm not very good with computers, a-and I didn't know how to make one…
Oh, I auditioned for that movie! Th-they never returned my calls…
Oh, it really isn't…
*beams*
*shuffles hooves* Oh, you didn't have to do that for my sake…
Oh, b-but I like Annie's Boobs…
Oh, how wonderful! ^_^
*huge inhale* Yay!