Oh sir, you lost your dog? That's terrible. Can I perhaps help you find it? You know, if you want my help…

Puppy!
What's it's name? Is it yours, Mr O'Neal? Can I pet it? I'm very good with animals, I promise. Where did you get that cape? Can I hold it? Pretty please?

Well, with modern makeup I'd sure people will accept a pegasus. And gender or race doesn't matter, it's all about the embodiment of the character, just like Mr. Donald Glover with his Spiderman campaign. Rainbow Dash has all the qualities that should be in Silver. She's loyal, a bit brash, and sassy. Silver was all of…

Rainbow Dash for Silver!
…please.

Um, this has come up a couple of times over the past couple of days, and I didn't really want to question anybody about it, but…what's a gimmick poster?

Oh my goodness…
He is not being very respectful of his family, is he? Oh, but I shouldn't judge him, should I…

Ohhh please leave me alone…

Oh, thank you for your generous offer Mr. Archmage, but I just couldn't. I have all my friends here in Ponyville to think of, not to mention my animals. They need me to comfort them. I'm afraid I'm not much of an adventurer either, and I'm far too weak to be a mount for anyone. Besides, I'm not particular to dungeons…

Oh, um, I promise I'm not Mr. Dahmer. Please believe me…

Oh my…

Don't be silly sir, of course I am! Typing is a chore with my hooves, but I usually get my bird friends to do the typing while I dictate to them. Thank you girls! I don't know exactly how computers work, but I know I ordered mine from Canterlot. It runs on a Whinnydows system. And the ponies that pull chariots are…

Now please, don't be offended
Oh, I feel like I'm going to get somebody angry by saying this, but I seem to get somebody angry no matter what I post, so here it goes…

Oh, I don't know, some reality shows are quite good. Like Cake Boss. Or Cupcake Wars. Or most things on Animal Planet. Except those shows where they make the animals fight each other…

Um, sir? I believe you have me confused for another pony. You keep replying to my posts as if we were, well…oh it's too embarrassing to even imagine…

*sniffs* T-thank you Mr. Stryfe. That means a lot to me.

Oh dear, what is the matter with that phrase? I use it all the time…

Oh well done. I know it wasn't your intent, but I'll still be your friend. If you want me to…

*continues sobbing*

*sobs furiously*

Oh Princess, that would be divine! Perhaps we can meet at Sugarcube Corner and have a cupcake with our drinks!