Oh dear, I meant wings. I knew I shouldn't have said anything…

The winds on Megan Fox are so fake.
It's just insulting.

My friend Rarity likes gold quite a bit. She actually makes this beautiful golden silk out of it! It looks fabulous when covered in gemstones.

Oh I love her
She seems sooo nice!

Oh no no no! I'm not a racist, I swear! Why, I'm friends with a whole herd of buffalo! And a zebra!

Excuse me.
Oh, hi, sorry to interrupt.

Oh no, I'm not a Native American. I'm a pureblood pegasus pony.

Oh, it's okay Mr. Neckbeard. It is not that big of a failure. I'm sure you'll be alright.

Oh dear, I could never take drugs. I'm very sensitive…

I like puppies and kitties! They easily live together in my cottage.

Excuse me, I hate to intrude, but I just want to say that I believe sexual slavery to be a bad thing, and you should too! How would your mother's react to such talk?