10 years from now: Jorge Garcia typecast as giant in ABC-Families tv-adaptation of Freak the Mighty

so you also secretly wanna bone cillian murphy?

so you also secretly wanna bone cillian murphy?

Strange how that Monk episode "Mr. Monk and the Pussykiller" foreshadowed this.

Strange how that Monk episode "Mr. Monk and the Pussykiller" foreshadowed this.

"No guns!"

"No guns!"

needs more crustacean dick

needs more crustacean dick

the cover gives me a jackson pollock meets talk talk vibe…this one's been on my waiting list for a while now.

the cover gives me a jackson pollock meets talk talk vibe…this one's been on my waiting list for a while now.

only watch if utterly stoned or if there is a set of quality tits in the vicinity…otherwise it's just a perpetually bad b-movie whose audience isn't in on the joke yet (thick-headed teenage girls).

only watch if utterly stoned or if there is a set of quality tits in the vicinity…otherwise it's just a perpetually bad b-movie whose audience isn't in on the joke yet (thick-headed teenage girls).