Y'know, at this point, there should be a genre of indie films just known as "Fucking White People."

Okay, this is like that episode of Star Trek where they all go to the parallel universe where everything's the same except everyone is on heroin.

Okay, this is like that episode of Star Trek where they all go to the parallel universe where everything's the same except everyone is on heroin.

The worst part was how fucking perfunctory the whole thing was. Alan's fiancé gets, what, six lines of dialogue and even less character, and there's no time to mourn his death because Alan's got to become a superhero according to the Big Green Bonfire of Plot Contrivance.

The worst part was how fucking perfunctory the whole thing was. Alan's fiancé gets, what, six lines of dialogue and even less character, and there's no time to mourn his death because Alan's got to become a superhero according to the Big Green Bonfire of Plot Contrivance.

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

So, I wouldn't argue a "worst" MST3K, but most torturous to sit through? I hold it's Invasion of the Neptune Men. I mean, Monster-a-Go-Go, Red Zone Cuba, and Manos were all boring slogs, but they occasionally had slight bursts of "wow, the film makers just did not give a fuck" moments to draw the eye. Neptune Men just…

So, I wouldn't argue a "worst" MST3K, but most torturous to sit through? I hold it's Invasion of the Neptune Men. I mean, Monster-a-Go-Go, Red Zone Cuba, and Manos were all boring slogs, but they occasionally had slight bursts of "wow, the film makers just did not give a fuck" moments to draw the eye. Neptune Men just…

For some reason, it got to the point in our household where even our mother just randomly said, "Don't leave me with the Germans!" I blame only myself.

For some reason, it got to the point in our household where even our mother just randomly said, "Don't leave me with the Germans!" I blame only myself.

"Joel, this is going to turn into a snuff film."
"Now, now, the mads wouldn't send us a snuff film…"

"Joel, this is going to turn into a snuff film."
"Now, now, the mads wouldn't send us a snuff film…"

It's Herve Villechaise's death car!

It's Herve Villechaise's death car!

After their… "tasteful" eulogy for Kurt Vonnegut, why do I have a sinking feeling FOX News will be reporting the news by referring to him solely as "the screenwriter of Caligula and Myra Breckinridge"? Bonus points for coded gay slurs.

After their… "tasteful" eulogy for Kurt Vonnegut, why do I have a sinking feeling FOX News will be reporting the news by referring to him solely as "the screenwriter of Caligula and Myra Breckinridge"? Bonus points for coded gay slurs.

Ah, yes. Another thing I forgot:

Ah, yes. Another thing I forgot:

These have likely been mentioned already, but here goes: