Loved the episode - but it would be hilarious as hell if the two forensic nerds just have to take over as the two leads, with everyone else dead:-)

While the rest of us who studied instead of rapped are dreaming of being able to - by mere declaration - change our names to various onomatopoeia.

Living dangerously Sonia. Hannibal fans are basically a half step away from being so massively invested in the show that they're a real life version of The Following (only with better dialogue and a more plausible motivation).

The memory of young Sean Connery and the ghost of young Alec Guinness would to casually discuss this claim of yours while the three of you go hunting with Dick Cheney.

Ayra would have slaughtered Brienne if it was her fighting B instead of the Hound: [/Arya with her hood pulled up over her face and doing her 'peasant accent']: please mam, could you tell me the directions to the nearest place I can hire a room? Sorry mam, but you do me the kindness of wrapping your cloak around me…

I'm just assuming that in this version, Dorian's magic picture is a porno.

No comment on the closing shot of the two Crichtons playing paper, rock, scissors? It might just be them testing whether they're genuinely identical, but the grim intensity on their faces, and the ominous music during that closing shot, indicates a darker purpose. We already know that Crichton's first reaction to…

Are you kidding me? If they DON"T recast Ser Pounce with that cat who saved the 3 yr old kid from that dog, there'll be rioting. Well, I'll be rioting anyway, insofar as one guy getting drunk and throwing his tv out the window counts as a riot.

I think the Terminator fears have got it all wrong. It's robotic pets that will be the end of us, not war droids and Skynet. Sooner or later, someone is going to invent a robotic cat that actually thinks like a cat. Then we're all fucked.

Same. It's why rice bubbles were my favourite cereal as a kid.

Well, at least it's a self-resolving problem that way.

I don't care how overweight your girlfriend is, calling her a planet is just plain rude.

If we follow that through, surely one is engaging in sin tantamount to murder for every moment that we're not having unprotected sex.

Not just that - intelligence (ability to process and store information) in no way implies sentience (awareness of that information).

I've been proudly claiming the 'cyborg' title ever since I first got contact lenses:-)

It wasn't a military facility - just an old factory that was being used as a numbers radio station.

Not sure where the reviewer got the 'found footage' idea from - there's barely any in the film. The montage at the start is clearly indicated as being put together by the character who is writing about MK Ultra - it isn't presented as 'here's some found footage', it's just showing the audience the clips that he's put…

Actually the most hilarious thing was that when the gun buy-back scheme was first announced, people were sort of skeptical. Then the head of our version of the NRA came out and said "If you take our guns away, the streets of Australia will run with blood" - and the entire nation pretty much went "Yeah…we're not keen…

Well it's such a po-faced serious handle that it just demands we take everything he says in earnest.

Tragic event, and you'd have to be a complete asshole to make a joke about this sort of thing.