There's something about that choice of words.

Whatever. Let's talk Sunset Rubdown!

I had a clock like that once and it presented two problems:

You'd think she would have put that typing correspondence course to work instead of just living on the world's bald spot.

Oh damn, I gotta go, it's "The Funny Whore" after six.

The more you know…

So you're saying… it don't mean a thing?

It's easy to listen to it and cringe for me, but in the end, if it's fun, who cares who "authentic" a swing band they were? And why do I have to compare my unironic love of the flash in the pan swing scene when I was a kid? It's just fun music.

Also, his swing version of "The Nutcracker Suite" (which I first heard in "Elf") is a wonderful distillation of that ballet.

SNZ win because Andrew Bird was once one of them.

It wasn't until I saw the live show that I realized Gaston is a top-tier Disney character. He's the most entertaining character in that movie and would be in almost every other.

I'm not exactly sure where "treat yoself" ends and "you money-wasting bastard" begins, but it's certainly before this ridiculous watch.

They're not all perfect but the last one was genius. I was in tears.

I'm going to write a song called "Hey Dude", great singalong refrain at the end, people are going to love it and compare it to nothing before.

And those damnable hat feathers.

My mom hated that band name, and I get it now, but good lord, their songs are FILTHY.

I suppose if I went out of my way to, I could probably hear them on NPR.

"It's hard to lock down a man once I tell them about the fates of my previous lovers."

I felt that Season 2 recovered surprisingly well, and most of Season 3 was pretty darn good. The Christmas Special leaves an awful taste in your mouth, but overall, it's not the garbage fire that I had feared it would turn into. It's merely a pretty good show that was once great. And if you choose to pass as a result,…

In all fairness, that was rock bottom for the show. It's never been close to that bad again.