"Guilty feet have no rhythm, Robin."
(sorry, in my moment of grief this was the best I could do)

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen."

Eleven years ago my husband and I had a house built. I'd say a good 80% of the labor the contractors used was Hispanic. All through a fiendishly hot and humid summer that would make anyone else wilt, they worked their ever-lovin' asses off, and they worked fast. It gave me a lot of respect for immigrants, and changed…

Same party that claimed Barack Obama was dangerously inexperienced; same party that's currently claiming Jon Ossoff is a silly, inexperienced kid too naive to be in Congress. But for Trump, it's "oh, that's just his way."

"You didn't! Lutz!? Is that even possible? I mean, I was there when he Belvedered!"

Because they don't care about what's best for the country. What they really want is whatever they think will make the libtard snowflakes cry, and they don't care how much they have to twist logic into a crazy pretzel shape. Instead of that they do the equivalent of a stupid endzone dance.

"Chris Evans and Butt Stuff" is the lead act on Austin City Limits next week.

THIS. I still refuse to call it anything but Washington National Airport, or just "National."

My parents were then, and remain to this day, square. In 1969 they were so square they were cubic.

You also have to make the Jack Klugman-esque gesture with your cupped hand as you say those words. (A gesture I dubbed "Klugging," for obvious reasons.)

Wow, Law and Order really got out there in its later seasons.

The original imported Iron Chef ruled. Full stop.

(weird, psychedelic instrumental section fires up)

Oddly enough, that same paragraph can be found in the official South Carolina Department of Transportation Road Construction Manual.

Unfortunately, the tactics developed years ago by Gen. Duncan Hines are no match for today's kitchen warfare.

You city types might use the Crisco, but back on the farm the guys used to grease themselves up with lard.

There's an episode of Here's The Thing where Alec Baldwin interviews Stacy Keach. Not only is it wonderful to hear Keach tell stories, but he also talks a little bit about the acting classes he's taught. Man, how mind-blowing would it be to have Stacy Keach as your instructor?

Me too. I was 12 or so when the original series with Keach aired on CBS, and tried to never miss an episode, so I'd have to go with the pre-bust episodes just for sentiment's sake.

Twenty or so years back I had a date that evolved, kind of against my will, into a fooling-around session. I didn't feel right about it but I hadn't dated much and hadn't drawn boundaries, and I guess I wanted to be liked a little more than I should have. At one point the guy got a little irritated with something I'd…

And, in the process, not giving a damn about the lives they're about to ruin.