A feature of the male body soon to be further protected by Duluth Trading's new Testi-Cool Underwear, with its unique mesh scrotal pouch.

Then there's the follow-up to that "Christmas Shoes" song, where the kid stands in line to buy two Quarter-Pounders for his dying mom: one for her to have, and one for her to give to Jesus.

We'll allow it.

And Jon Stewart was a damn good straight-on interviewer, as he demonstrated several times filling in for Tom Snyder on The Late Late Show.

The newspaper from the town where I grew up headlined the news of Bin Laden's death on the front page in huge type, with "BASTARD'S DEAD!"

I keep thinking I'll wake up one morning and find that overnight Trump ordered a missile strike on Berkeley or something.

(two technicians unlock console, throw comically oversized old-timey industrial power switch)

Boom.

Hemorrhoid?

It's Watergate Week on Password!
"The password is…Haldeman!"

I used to think $ale of the Century had incredibly stupidly simple questions until the light went on in my head one day that the reason the questions were so simple was to allow the most questions (and thus the most opportunity for players to build up their banks) in the allotted time.

There was at least one female camera operator on Match Game and at least once Gene went back and kind of flirted with her on camera. Not given a second thought back then, but nowadays is another story.

IIRC, during the big money quiz craze there was a strong suggestion to Goodson and Todman that they should increase the amounts on Line. Goodson and Todman shot that down in a hurry. They wanted the focus to be on the game being played for the fun of it.

And Geoff trying valiantly to get Emile Autouri to smile. Just once.

"But even the quiz shows'll be back. Why fix them? Think about it, will ya? You could do exactly the same thing by just making the questions easier." - Martin Scorsese in Quiz Show

Yeah, but you've never seen a doughnut dunked like *this* before….

Also makes it possible to carry four doughnuts and two cups of coffee all at once.

But at the end an adorable little girl brings you some cookies and a thank-you card.

The look Michael Che gave as the payoff to the "be sure to hey hi to your mom, because if you don't, I will" was perfect.

At least it didn't turn into what happened at the end of the "who shot Charles Rocket?" show….