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For all the complaints about how Andrea's morality is being ruled by her vagina, Philip is making some pretty slack decisions because of his dick.

- Well that, folks, is about as good as a dialog-based episode of The Walking Dead is going to get. I thought it was pretty ok anyway.

It's also possible that Daryl is terrified of any human interaction that doesn't involved shooting.

Really I'm just disappointed that this is the most famous plot arc from the comics and I'm bored and confused half the time. I have no doubt it will pick up, and there will be a ten-minute spell of excellence every now and again. That's enough to keep me watching, but it's still an incredibly frustrating show.

Don't tell me what to do!

Emphasis on the stuff.

Why did they have two separate advertisements for Talking Dead? The first one had no Hardwick and I thought, "Oh hey I guess they got the point." Then right as the big shit show starts they wheel out that motherfucker. They're trying to piss us off now guys.

I can't help but feel they're wasting the Governor/Prison/Woodbury arc this season. After setting up the pieces rather nicely in the first half of the season this show seems to be losing some momentum. Rick's group attacks, the Governor attacks, a redshirt dies after a sprinkling of character development, and bleh.

"Huh, I wonder if Axel and Daryl are going to square up over Carol sometime in the futuOH FOR FUCK'S SAKE."

At this point they must be setting her up for one of the most satisfying television deaths in history.

What about T-Dogg and Jesus?

Eh. If you shot everybody who went crazy in the zombie apocalypse you'd be left with nobody.

"He died fighting, or something. T-Dogg, he died fighting, right? T-Dogg?"

Rick is really hallucinating his mom. Rick wants to fuck his mom.

There have been plenty of black characters over time on this show. There just seems to be a quota.

It would have been a really good time for Tyrese to say, "Seems legit."

If anything I thought she seemed to be staging a coup at the end.

Ghost Lori gets a point for not saying anything.

Dude NAZI ZOMBIES.

Between the speech and the zombies everybody in that general area should have been vomiting something fierce.