I have a lot of time for Drew Carey, just because he seems to have unlocked every nerd's dream – getting paid to host The Price is Right, watching soccer, and smoking a lot of pot – after retiring. I must get his cheat codes.

I have a lot of time for Drew Carey, just because he seems to have unlocked every nerd's dream – getting paid to host The Price is Right, watching soccer, and smoking a lot of pot – after retiring. I must get his cheat codes.

You thought the actor playing someone who broke his neck put in a wooden performance?

You thought the actor playing someone who broke his neck put in a wooden performance?

It's just occurred to me that Breaking Bad is a way better Darth Vader story than the actual Darth Vader story.

It's just occurred to me that Breaking Bad is a way better Darth Vader story than the actual Darth Vader story.

You get a free meal on your birthday!

You get a free meal on your birthday!

Definitely. His baby talk with Holly was extraordinarily creepy.

Definitely. His baby talk with Holly was extraordinarily creepy.

Jonathan Banks in The Chickens Are Restless

Jonathan Banks in The Chickens Are Restless

YOU AWOKE THE SHEEPLE!

YOU AWOKE THE SHEEPLE!

That handjob still bugs me. It's his birthday for fuck's sake. Put his dick in your face.

That handjob still bugs me. It's his birthday for fuck's sake. Put his dick in your face.

@avclub-792b765aa995daf26cf6f17f519c949d:disqus Hey, take it easy on the poor guy. Those leases are pretty iron-clad.

@avclub-792b765aa995daf26cf6f17f519c949d:disqus Hey, take it easy on the poor guy. Those leases are pretty iron-clad.

I am all for Breaking Bad being full of wacky hijinks and zingers.

I am all for Breaking Bad being full of wacky hijinks and zingers.