I went to school with a bunch of people who loved the fuck out of Dream Theater.  Not a good one among them.

One of the guys who did Kony 2012 had some kind of mental breakdown and was filmed jacking it naked in San Diego.  Hence the jokes and lulz.

*Cuts away from Peter Griffin*

I always thought Chris Wallace was quite good.  Oh well, he's on FOX, so fuck him, right?

A lewd pun?

My god that painting is fucking hideous.

Every ass would have light shining out of it.

If we can't laugh at a person's death on the internet, then where can we?

It's not enough!  He didn't mean it!

Our long national nightmare is over.

I know there are gonna be some jokes here, but seriously, let's not make light of his death.

That's the next For Our Consideration.

I enjoyed this episode, but I only saw it because I was trying to capture the light reflecting off a plate of waffles.

God dammit Community.  Just when I start to think all the skeptics have a point and you might be wearing out your welcome just a little bit, you hit it out of the fucking park.

Oh, Betty's in this.

My dream is to do a Match Game reboot with Larry David on the panel.

Guy could start his own network and get himself fired.

I love Suede.  They're a hilarious group.  I almost can't believe they were successful.  And I can't think of a better b-side than "Killing of a Flash Boy."

Gorky's Zygotic Mynci were excellent.  That they wouldn't be covered in an article focusing on an ostensibly geeky subject – look at the name! – is criminal.

I always assumed that Justine Frischmann wrote "Stutter" about Brett Anderson; for all that posturing about having drug-fueled orgies with anything with a pulse, I suspect he panicked under pressure.