which is almost exactly what quasi-famous 'hilarious' man tom scharpling did on his twitter.

When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish, and drink your blood.

When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish, and drink your blood.

Cookie Monster forgot to log out of his alt account.

Cookie Monster forgot to log out of his alt account.

That exchange is hilariously mundane.

That exchange is hilariously mundane.

boy, me too. she just can't shut up about it! i mean, how many songs can you write with the refrain, "i hate 'scars' by papa roach"? it's like, ugh, we GET IT, jenn.

boy, me too. she just can't shut up about it! i mean, how many songs can you write with the refrain, "i hate 'scars' by papa roach"? it's like, ugh, we GET IT, jenn.

to be fair, the AV Club kind of prodded her into a full-length article about "a song that you really hate". and she was constantly apologizing throughout the whole thing.

to be fair, the AV Club kind of prodded her into a full-length article about "a song that you really hate". and she was constantly apologizing throughout the whole thing.

Hah. Watched it first and scrolled down to post the exact same thing. You're a lout, Ryan.

Hah. Watched it first and scrolled down to post the exact same thing. You're a lout, Ryan.

I feel like it's worth noting that Garry Marshall's character also asked Louie to keep a secret, and he, too, was lying.

I feel like it's worth noting that Garry Marshall's character also asked Louie to keep a secret, and he, too, was lying.

really? THIS is the movie hollywood chose to use it's one-time reincarnation magic to revive patrice o'neal for?

really? THIS is the movie hollywood chose to use it's one-time reincarnation magic to revive patrice o'neal for?

I don't know, let's see what America thinks! *Turns to face to face the fourth wall with an eager grin, holds gaze for all eternity, his dessicated corpse holding the same anticipatory expression*

I don't know, let's see what America thinks! *Turns to face to face the fourth wall with an eager grin, holds gaze for all eternity, his dessicated corpse holding the same anticipatory expression*

hey, mike myers! now there's a guy who should be guest starring this season!