Wow
This is the best news I've heard since Bootsy Collins establishes first-ever Funk University, declares himself "Professor Bootsy"

Anyone want some ice cream because there are no gay people around?

I'm a big actor! Look at the great big actor on the stage!

Jack Horner presents

I don't know about you folks…
But I got a hankering for a sarsaparilla.

Poor Craigers.

"Fire in the hole!"

I bet you were also unaware that Family Ties is *still* on.

I'm sorry, wrong answer — there is no possible way to make Franklin & Bash any cooler.

Greg Kinner used the bathroom at my house once.

Christ
All those shows and no place for Fucking Fat Fuck Frank Caliendo?

Or maybe Lemmy's Knob Polishers

NOW! That's what I call a lot of people gathered together for a will-reading!

CC Pounder or C&C Music Factory?

Hated It!

Thats what I was thinking too.

The new record has to be better than the turd platter known as "Shout"

Its definitely not great and I really don't ever want to see it again but its not awful. Everyone else already mentioned the actors involved but its also a great document of the young Ramones before they hated each other and made shit records.

Bruno
Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs…

Jigga what?