Congratulations trust fund kids
on being so pretentious

Agreed, kill off Leonard, send Sheldon on a speaking tour and turn Penny into a stripper.

Thanks Prince, go make some poop

Do you miss this fucking guy?

Fuck those guys anyway. Did they spend all of their Departed money yet?

I was pretty bummed that the cow flying through the Ice Twister in the trailer isn't actually in the movie.

Ramrod!

You're missing the point… this stuff is like hookup cream

Field trip to food poisoning!

I was just thinking…
Jennifer Aniston would be so much happier if she locked up some dude and made him give up the goods for some little ones.

Makes sense
When I think of pastey, ivy league-educated comedians, I think of TBS

Yes
Yes

Was nice just to see American Dad again

Tom Hanks raped my grandmother. But I can't help but root for the guy

What a noodle scratcher.

See they multiply by masturbation

But dicks also fuck assholes

Hear Hear, let's back on track filling the comments section up with dick jokes.

Doctor Doctor give me the news

Ah, the infamous Pepper Potts!