Man I hope Kathryn Bigelow now has the power to develop that Pappas prequel.

Zing!

I thought that was Dick Smothers?

After reading that interview with Fred Schneider, I am convinced that Sweeney Todd would've been much better had he appeared in it.

Apparently no one else here loves Dan Akroyd's weird and terrible accent in Caddyshack II as much as I do.

Hopefully
This will be as good as the Beverly Hillbillies movie and the Brady Bunch movie and the Flintstones movie and the Rocky and Bullwinkle movie

I thought that was Copland?

I will never forgive her for having that affair with President Taft.

I'm hungry, let's go get a taco

Maverick you better show me the money bitch!

Christ Lowe
The Utilizer

You're a real blue flame special, aren't you, son? Young, dumb and full of come, I know. What I don't know is how you got assigned here. Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh?

Hey Acky, I looked up "Adjusters" and came up with bubkis.

You mean like an assblaster?

Look, OK GO said Fuck the Grammys, we want a Webby!

"Heartbeat, It's a Lovebeat" by little
Tony DeFranco and the DeFranco family.
I haven't heard that song since
I was in the fifth fuckin' grade.

Claire in the well
It puts the lotion on its skin!

HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

You went there? Why did you go there?

ZING!