Shit Shack? F those guys…

I want to take a pill that uploads all media I am interested in straight to my brain.

Theoretical Kevin is in a Hendrix cover band playing out by the airport tonight.

Buddy Hodges
Gerard Butler is a beautiful man! Can't you vultures leave him alone?

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
Slicin'

Dick and Balls
Gotta go with Hal 9000.

Fuck
Can you say Zen?

He believes he can fly because he has been working around the clock!!!

Nice try but you're all wrong — "Winchestertonfieldville"

Really? I thought it used to be called Kentucky Fried Cooter

Chick-Fil-A was originally called Chick Fillet but that made too much damn sense.

Make it stop
It's bringing love! Don't let it get away! Break its legs!

Still pretty bummed about this
Not surprising.

Do I hear wedding bells?

Looks like big trouble for the Impson family!

But I'm not dead yet. In fact I just wrote an article for Redbook.

Great stuff
Love this guy and how he has looked the same age for about 20 years, with the same hair.

Barf
Fucking gross.

NOMAH

FTW
Liked this better the first time I saw it, when it was Louis Gossett Jr. in Enemy Mine.