It's not the years… it's the mileage. No, wait, that's fine too. It's the altimeter! Damn thing's busted again, Jacque!

approx. 20 meters above the airliner, but that's not important right now!

You landed on that thing? You're braver than I thought!

Don't diss the Ruth's Chris! That shit is yummy. And so are wedge salads! Plus you can ask for another sizzling butter plate mid-meal and the rest of your steak is like the first bite. Pro tip!

but it comes with free toppings!!

My favorite show as a kid! Moonlighting strangers…. who just met… on the WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!

Nowadays the 1-for Sausage McMuffin meal is one price, and the 2-for is like 40 cents more. It's strange, but you gotta buy that extra sandwich! There's often a homeless dude out there that I give the extra to.

good point. But i wanted McDs version, not 20 lbs of wet fries served in a helmet for 100 bucks.

i hate tomato on my sammies. Makes everything wet and slimy, and it adds way too much flavor and throws everything else off. Salsa and taco bell taco supremes? sure. I'm not made of stone.

What time do you expect Officer Steve Grabowski to show up?

Garlic fries? The hell you say!!

TEEETTTTTTIIIIII !!! I knew we would win, but not quite like that! Holy fucking shit!!! Love you too buddy! Good luck on TV.

If you're here, and I'm here… isn't this OUR thread??

Yeah that's a heavy cocktail. They only gave me enough oxy pills for a few days after a major cancer surgery, and were adamant that I switch to ibuprofin within a week. In the hospital I got one of those buttons you can press every 10 minutes. Whatever that was, was hardcore. But after one day, they cut me off…

regular oxy is super dangerous as it is.

agreed. When I recently had cancer surgery I was liberally given a drug '40 times stronger than morphine' that was highly addictive. But hey, people get thrown in jail for having some weed on them.

ugh, that sucks. While we are building walls to keep 'drugs and crime' out of our country, the prescription drug trade is killing us with over-diagnosed opioids.

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Shakes… you don't know WHAT you're gettin!

TEEETTTTIIIIIII !! You rule. GO PATS!! drive for 5!