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He 'Verbal Kent's it and talks with a deep british accent and is super serious.

he might as well have just picked a key and taken a shot at picking the right one…

Lobstrocity #4. Or the flight attendant the suspects Eddie Dean is smuggling drugs.

Interesting timing for the announcement of his 'leaving'… a few hours after he basically accused the NFL of buying the outcome in the Brady appeal. Another person who spoke out against the NFL and Goodell gone from ESPN. I think ESPN is cutting costs on big-name, long time talent, since they are losing hundreds of

It's your window to weight gain!

Sweet, thanks! They even threw me a parade this one time…

I screwed up the quote… Stephen King as Stephen King, in Stephen King's : "Stephen King".

An alligator with sunglasses? Whatever!

bogus!

Stephen King stars in Stephen King's 'Stephen King', directed by Stephen King. What was that from, the Onion? Not Necessarily the News?

Yeah, they looked like amiable , well cared for pets. Not some snarling death-hounds.

Yeah, the hounds took off right quick.

The 'swains' line cracked me up. And all of Jared's inappropriate mothering and touching, and how uncomfortable it makes Richard. Gold, Jerry. Gold!

Hopefully Martin Prince would have been his long lost love-child.

Sounds less exciting than I would have hoped.

Cant sleep, clown will eat me…

He shouldn't go swimming for at least an hour.

That was weird… at times she looked anywhere from teens to 30s. They seemed to be setting her up as a confidant/crush for Bruce, who is… 13? But she had the raptor claw installed 10 years ago. I could never peg her age at all.

"I let myself in." - Lucius Fox.

THIS! Couldn't agree more. W&G might be his best, most concise (for him) story ever.