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@william hughes I love love love the 'tens of..' joke. Ever since Not Necessarily the News showed Jimmy Carter(Reagan?) riding a lawnmower and the voiceover said "The president has decided he is going to cut the white house lawn himself, saving taxpayers TENS of dollars!". Well played.

If word of this got out, it would make life at Warren G Harding elementary school a veritable hell !

I like the Tin Man !!

Also… Porkys.

One of my all time favorite movies! And the book is good. It is cool to see how the different one to two page stories are culled into the film and meshed together. I think the decoder ring happens in the summer, for example. I thought more of the pieces of the movie were in the book… or at least the characters are

I saw Giant Saliva Testicle at Coachella this year. They fucking rocked !

I agree with BB. Every single play should be reviewable. You still get 2 challenges. But if you want to challenge whether a field goal was good, or whether that was a facemask, or whatever, have at it.

Sucks. Too bad he couldn't never seem to get control. They had some great songs.

If only that creative algorithm could write you some decent 3rd acts, Damon.

yurg. This was cringeworthy. That whole storm scene was ridiculous. Was that some kind of super-evo-storm? What kind of giant storm stays miles away, looking miles high, but just whips over a car at random? And why do the 30 people on that huge highway all have to stand there and wait for it? Nobody wants to

Ive watched them all on hulu.

Awww, dont drop the coverage! The dank, Moe. THE DANK!

My kids love this. I am impressed with the animation, and that they are able to tell a serialized animated story. Good for him for ending it when the story is done. Adult TV is finally starting to tell complete stories, not just drag shit out. Glad animation might be moving that way.

They have a peabody. and 5 emmys.

"I'm in love with a retard!" "Is he bigger than me?" (Karen Allen and Peter Reigart in Animal House)

Landspeeder, bitches.

I love this movie. I read the book this year for the first time. It is good, but the best parts made it into the movie almost word for word. The framing device of Goldman being an asshole writer doesnt land for me. He hates his bitch wife and fat son. He nearly cheats on them in the first few pages, and is

Ugh. Darjeeling Limited. More like Self-congratulation Unlimited.

Jesus. Stay strong Paris. And fuck you to cowards with guns.

Believing is stuff is great. But believing that YOUR belief is better or more valid than someone else's, just because you are YOU. That's being an asshole.