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Yeah, little kids would NEVER want a toy of an incredibly bad-ass, beautiful female super hero. Girls are icky!

this is the best writing on deflategate I have read since this all came up. Kudos, Teti.

Incredibles 2 needs to happen soon! I want to find out what turned Violet into 'Violent'. That's gotta be a good story.

Where the hell is Moriarty? Are we going to go this whole season without her? For shame!

No, we won the playoff games with properly inflated balls, including the SB.

Finally finished watching the series. I love this show. The leads and all the supporting cast really did great work, and having it end is sad because I want more time with these characters. Boo networks!

TETI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No mention of Amazing World of Gumball or Teen Titans Go? damn.

Well hot-dog! We have a weiner… er, a hamburger. No, you shut up!

Lotta histry at that McDonalds ovah theyah.

yes. But that equals one employee for 4 self-checkouts at my Ralphs. So they cut 3 paid positions, make you do your own check-out, which is so much slower than the 'pros'.

Yeah, i hear ya. I just think there's no reason for him to be SUCH an aggro-douche without something beneath that. I'm giving the show credit that there's more there than just the biggest asshole on earth. We shall see.

I'd say great judge of character. Out of all those dorks, he picked out Jared immediately as the least likely to fuck, or to call it 'fucking' if he ever did 'make love'. Pumped up Jared's ego in the process.

Also he buys McLaren's and 800 dollar pieces of steak like it's going out of style. Him even slightly growing his net worth while leading the biggest douchy rich-guy lifestyle imaginable is pretty impressive.

I think he's a talk-first, boast-first guy. But he definitely came at each member of the team in a way that put them off balance and put himself in a power position. Absurd confidence at Richard. Ignoring Erlich. Pumping up Jared.

I laughed the most at this episode. Might not be the 'best' episode, but I thought it was the funniest to date.

I loved that lunch scene. Russ finding a way to spend 800 bucks on a piece of meat, and his instructions on the right way to savor it. Then MIddleditch trying to work the chopsticks.

I loved his 'this is weird' delivery after the second Julia Roberts thing. This episode cracked me up the whole way.

I thought this one was really funny. Russ scratching his car paint, then trying to play it off, then getting pissed, then trying to play it off again… then not being able to get his ridiculous car into gear. That was gold right there.

Spidey always recycles… TO THE MAX !!