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I'm seeing double here… 4 X chromosomes!

It's especially Studio City. But ESPECIALLY Calabasas.

That's Westlake.

so i'm not the only one constantly logged out, and then it never remembers me so I have to type my long-ass email addy in every time?

Don't fuck with Sherman Oaks, we just got a bunch of gastropubs and one of those retro barcades !!

Um, everything about WALT?

He doesn't remember what happened, cause he was LOADED, okay??

Gotham should take a lesson on how to have fun on a genre show. And how to not panic and throw all your cards on the table immediately in the pilot.

Oh, I don't do tricks. I'm a MATH-magician!

'Sexy French Fries' FTW!

And her hair was a bunch of odd geometric shapes.

I stopped when Lana got possessed by an ancient ninja or something. Plus her character was so awful it made me eventually find her unattractive.

Why have a stand-up comedian tell the world's oldest joke if that isn't a shitty Joker debut? Why not save Riddler for another episode? We have to burn every baddie in the pilot? And why do you think showing the penguin kill a guy for a sandwich is a cool button for a highly anticipated pilot? At least have him

there better be some sweet beat boxing !

Question: How did the Raptor kill Sam Jackson, not eat much of him, and then stuff him up in the ventilation ducts, then leave and close the door so that Laura Dern could find him? Are we to believe this is - he heh - some kind of MAGIC Raptor?

that was the plan! (actually referencing the South Park jokes)

I worked on Lost World, got to hang in the RV before it was totally trashed. Best part of that job was driving the golf cart around the backlot dropping off callsheets and such. Good times.

… and thickets. Did you see Roz's bush?

Coming this summer…. Rob Schneider is —- a total douchebag!

I have probably read 100 books on my old kindle, btw.