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well, great to know, considering I still have 2 eps left to watch from this season. Jerk-store!

It takes two to lie, Marge. One to lie, and one to listen.

And heeeere come the pretzels !

Oh, and Rachel Dratch, Eugene Mirman… and Dennis Johnson and Jim Rice used to live there.

Lexington, MA. Birthplace of our nation, bitches.

I watched UTD last year. Enjoyed the book. Decided I cannot sit through that shit again this summer. Life's too short to watch actively terrible television.

those first 12 hours of season 1 are still the best. Just because we didn't know what this show would do, and how crazy it would get. Doesn't Jack cut a dude's thumb off in the first episode? And when you realize that hunky 'dad' guy with Jack's wife is a baddie. Man, that was good shit.
24:LAD is really a lot of

We NEEEEED Aaron Pierce in this season.

the best was early in this season, when Jack has the flight recorder thing in the locked room, and Chloe says "you need to find the terminal with the USB port!" I'm sure only one computer in that building was equipped with the super-high-tech 'USB' portal.

'I'll hand out the new protocols and assignments.' I always find it fun to imagine what the hell all the 'normals' at CTU do all day long.

Eh, good but not great. I give it my lowest score ever… 7 thumbs up.

Dickety!! Highly dubious !!

Kate called in 'Tac Team 7' and said they should 'meet her onsite'. Then she decides to go back to CIA and wander around, all of a sudden giving a shit about Jordan.

RIP Agent Hotness. Still holding out hope that Renee pops out of some witness relocation program in time to walk off into the sunset with Jack… and then kill a bunch of motherfuckers.

Those clowns in king's landing are at it again. what a bunch of clowns.

He never would've gotten the job if he wasn't Arnie Pie in the Sky's nephew…

Up there. Not as cool/gross as a guys face getting cut off, but pretty close.

it was ACTIVELY BAD. That cast should've been able to make it fun just on charisma. Instead the whole thing was just embarrassing and boring.

i think his next movie was the 'horror movie in the hood' one, so, yeah. At least Higher Learning had cube and a then-cute Tyra Banks.