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Yeah, this is looking good.  They immediately got a light-but-believable-in-this-world tone down, and they all seemed to have fun and like each other.  So we pretty much like them off the bat.  Braugher is great, always.

Found Ichabod quite charming indeed.  Best moment was him testing the flashlight beam to see if it maybe would burn his fingers.  Then pointing it at his face and grimacing.

"All this ruling over Colonies has given me a powerful thirst!  Time for a Winstini!"

I hope the leader of the Brits is Churchill's re-animated head in a jar.

Yippee-Kai-Ay, Motherfucker!

Yeah, no, I don't mean she should eat half my steak.  I mean I would like it for her to have an idea what a good steak tastes like.  I understand she has convictions, but they may limit her ability to truly grasp certain foods/dishes.

can I use this chair?

I saw Mr Show Live at UCLA years ago.  Would love to see these guys live again.

Baked Brie En Croute, served with honey and candied walnuts.  Now that's good eatin' !!

that trophy is pretty sad and boring, isn't it?  How about something to do with cooking, not just a lame crystal penis.

Blind girl, Loveable Italian Fop with Hot Wife… who won the first 2?  Obviously, a good story, and looking good on the cookbook are very important.  I can't remember if in hindsight, the first 2 were as obvious as the last 2 winners.  Wasnt the first winner a really young, pretty girl?

good point.  It is probably hard to tell from within the show, which edit you are getting.  And answering a loaded question (that they don't show the viewer) makes it look like you are just proclaiming something out of nowhere, not being led.

Nice list!  wow wow wow, you nailed it!  Some extraordinary finesse and bold, brilliant , exciting big balls on you!  wowwowwowowwowowowowowowowoww.  wow.

Anybody else guess in the first episode that Luca would win?  He got the special 'last guy to make it, can he make it this year, or is he pathetic?'  edit in that first episode.  I pegged him the winner right there.  Just glad Krissi didn't win.

There better be A LOT of crazy nudity.  And like, some fun, sexy nudity.  Not all that sad, desperate, lonely nudity the kids are into these days.

This'll take some starch out of that stuffed shirt, you crusty old dean !!

I recently went to Raging Waters for the first time.  It really is the nicest waterpark in SoCal.  Oops, I mean it was Totally Excellent, dude!!!

I like the idea, but I find Gomey to be a terrible actor.   Wouldn't mind seeing Tuco or Crazy 8 or any of those guys need Saul's help.

Hey!  He's argued before every judge in the state!  Often as a lawyer!

Yeah, this.   Just have Jesse smoking a joint in back of the high school as Saul drives by.