in theory, communism works.  in theory.

Something I always wondered:   They MUST give them a lesson at some point during the show on these items, right?  Like, at some point they showed/told them how to make eclairs.  Otherwise, wouldn't there be one person at least who just goes "I have no fucking idea how to make an eclair, I don't even know what the…

those numbers can't be right.   Or does 'wow wow wow' get it's own category.  Every time somebody is picked, you get at least one set of 'wow wow wow's.

Right.  Hire a fucking chef to teach you risotto and scallops.  Or like on Survivor, if you don't spend a week learning as much as you can about making fire or shelters, you are a fool.  And spend a month learning to subsist on rice.

Agreed. Leave that shit for Hell's Kitchen, which is a dumpster-fire on purpose.  'MaterChef' aspires to these lofty perches, no need for the forced villains and the stupid fake-outs.

Krissi is that worst kind of mean… terribly low self-esteem masked by hostility and fake-high-ego.  She immediately hates everybody else before they have a chance to get to know her, so she can't be rejected.  The way she rejoices at the other contestants having trouble in pressure tests is just stomach-churning.

A Gordon Ramdroid would DEFINITELY give Graham a mouthgasm…

Just like Hell's kitchen, they keep the loudest, meanest one around as long as possible.  No way is Krissi winning, as nobody will buy a cookbook with her ugly, mean-spirited face on it.

Good point.  They just had it planned she and Krissi had to be on the same team one way or the other.  She did get screwed for winning, which is weak.

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because, wilderness.    pure gold!

Sex?  why, what a marvelous idea !

pretty much life in general…

Bitter much?

Todd, for real?  They didn't think it was the best cinematography, sound editing, music, or lead acting?

Nice!  Ask him about getting fucking SNUBBED at the emmy's !!!

In soviet russia, reporter beats up you !!

the guy barely even did anything.  I think it's the same guy from 'dont talk to me, dont talk to anybody who knows anybody'.   But they both know from the get-go that he's trying to get Kanye to get mad.  And then Kanye chases the guy down and gets mad.

hey, hey, hey.  We're not Florida over here.  yeesh.

Can we just put Kanye and Beiber in that GoT pit with the bear already?  please?