I HATE YOU MOLLY
Of all the "Heroes" online discussions I've read, this is the only one where I've seen someone called the Adam/Kensai "plot twist". Actually, this is the ONLY one I've ever read; all the other ones give me douche chills. Anyway, good on you.

JACKASSERY
I frequently copy/paste/print out these articles with the comments (since they're clipped from the printer-friendly version) and read them during my breaks at work, or whenever, since I'd probably get fired for staring at the screen for that long.

TWO WORDS: BODY CONDOMS
I liked it, but yes, I agree that if they fleshed it out a little it would make a better 90 minute movie. As it is, it just might be crushed under the weight of its own twee whimsy (tweemsy?) before the season is done.

YEAH, THAT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE THE MOVIE PLOT
I agree, I love Cartman's voice. But I thought they sped up Trey's voice to get it to sound like that. If so, Dan Castellaneta's (or even Hank Azaria's) voice acting wins in my book.

ugh
First, screw CBS for going with this instead of Emmy winning "The Amazing Race". Second, is this still on?

THE ULTIMATE IN DOUCHEBAGGERY
My favorite "review" of "Cavemen" was the one in the NY Daily News, where he didn't even see the pilot that aired last night. Instead, he gave it "no stars" based on what he thought it might be after seeing the original (shelved) pilot.

KIDS IN THE MERCEDES?
That was Scott Thompson eating the sushi, by the way (were there any other KITH in the group?). This NY Times article also says that Thompson's character will be a recurring one, and several of the other KITH might appear (if it doesn't get cancelled); McDonald is already a writer.

I SAVED 15% ON MY CARPOOLING INSURANCE
I think the grades should be adjusted to C+ for "Cavemen" (for not being awful despite the odds stacked against it), and C- for "Carpoolers" for having funny writers and directors and still sucking completely. The characters and situations in "Cavemen" were about 100 times more…

NOT THE ROGUE!
The Rogue was stolen? You mean the brand new Nissan Rogue? NOT THE ROGUE!!!

SLAP SHOT
I would add 1977's "Slap Shot" to the list of great profane sports comedies. I think this 70s sports movie trend was most likely started by the original "The Longest Yard" (1974). (Oh, and fuck Adam Sandler and his motherfuckery, while we're at it.)

ARE YOU SURE
that no current shows have laugh tracks? Because there's nothing funny about According to Jim, so they've GOT to be adding guffaws later.

re: NATHAN'S MYOF YTD
Sure, no problem. I was curious myself as to what the SS/FIASCO/FAILURE distribution was, so I just plugged them all into a spreadsheet. I just recently went back and to find the first 25 or so that I miseesd ("Myra Breckinridge"! "The Wiz"!), and that gave me the idea. I was surprised to see…

First Gordon
The line "Flash Gordon, Quarterback, New York Jets" never fails to crack me up. They could have used him in 1980.

IN CASE YOU WERE SCORING AT HOME
Secret Success = 16
Fiasco = 27
Failure = 16
Semi-Secret Fiascopiece = 1