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Also; at the beginning of the year, who woulda thunk you would see Lorenzo Cain on the cover of an article on the AV Club. Baseball.

I was pretty into Static-X in high school. It's sad that Wayne is dead. Went back and listened to Wisconsin Death Trip yesterday, and it's still pretty fun.

My favorite athlete/characters: Bryce Harper, Brandon Phillips, Carlos Gomez, Jose Fernandez, The duo of Adrian Beltre and Elvis Andrus, Hunter Pence. There's more, but they are all going to be baseball players, too.

I don't know where else to put this, so I'm just gonna do it here: I hate Madison Bumgarner. I think he might be a machine. I can't prove it. Yet.

My real name is Baron Wolf Von Frankenstein.

I think it's worth watching.

Best non-Freddy/Scream Wes Craven movie? I like that Serpent and the Rainbow.

I can't tell you how many times my friends and I have quoted this.

Wow. A lot of people are really incredulous about this, huh? Didn't realize there were so many punks still holdin' it down, because SCREW YOU DAD, I'M NOT A CONFORMIST!

Boog Powell

Todd Van Poppel

They stole SEVEN bases with SEVEN DIFFERENT PLAYERS. That should scare the Giants a bit.

Plus, we all know what Argyle was doing in the limo with that stuffed bear…

I really like that movie.

The first Rated R movie that I remember going to the theater to see was True Lies. With my pops.

Hell yeah. They even had toys and cartoon! So did Rambo, another fine kids' franchise.

Oddibe McDowell

At least we got rid of Tim McCarver. Count your blessings, man!

I think this is a pretty amazing World Series setup. Budding dynasty versus a gritty group of upstarts? Sign me up! Also; GO ROYALS.