David Lynch, ranked:
1. Mulholland Dr
2. Blue Velvet
3. Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
4. Eraserhead
5. The Straight Story
6. Wild at Heart
7. The Elephant Man
8. Dune
9. Lost Highway
10. Inland Empire

Thematically, it seems to mostly be about Lynch's own fear of becoming a new father.

I've still got my giant, big box of Eraserhead (titled Eraserhead 2000) and the big box of his short films. I think I've still got the David Lynch shoebox he shipped them in, too. That was very exciting when I got that package in the mail, I can tell you that.

"The Baddest" by Froggy Fresh/Krispy Kreme

Will anyone be singing Do The Bartman?!

Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.

First, they said I was gonna get great gifts, and then, somebody gives
me Boggle. I renounce my religion!

I would like to see: updated, feature films versions (perhaps, in
multiple parts) of The Stand and Salem's Lot, a feature of Insomnia, and
a TV movie version of Joyland. Also The Long Walk.

#3. is like in the Terminator!

I've got a twenty pound cat named Lt. Falcon.

I have the Saved By The Bell boardgame. You get to win a date with Zack or Slater. It's riveting.

Or any of the other horrifying stories that Lifetime recreates about murdering women, rapists, and rapist murdering women.

Peeete. Peeeeeetteee.

That's just dialogue from Gran Torino.

MilkSTEAK!

Is Hov wearing a fedora or a tiny cowboy hat?

Did anyone notice that they played Sunny Day Real Estate as they were going to break at one point? That was kind of strange.

History's greatest monsturd.

She had over 150 sacks in her career.

I remember watching Death Cab in Ft. Worth immediately after Transatlanticism came out (late 2003) with Nada Surf.