"Jarvis, turn the channel to A&E. I needs me some Duck Dynasty."

It's times like this that I am reminded of my favorite exchange in Friday:

I was really hoping this would be a ton of fun. I'm still going to see it. But now I don't want to as much.

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I don't know, but his collarbone is broken. If you haven't seen the video: http://mlb.mlb.com/video/pl…

Holy. Did you guys see Carlos Quentin destroy Greinke last night?

Ehhh…I'm not so sure about that "it's still just a game" part.

That movie is terrific.

Eh. I think they have some of the makings of a decent team. 'Cutch is one of the best players on the planet, Pedro Alvarez (while being just garbage right now) still has some upside to him (particularly with those power numbers from last year), and their rotation has been surprisingly not terrible so far this year.…

It left with the Icarus Line.

Ice-T

Yeah. I'm a sucker, too.

Shearwater is awesome!

I like that.

It's really funny.

You guys like the Step Brothers?

Yeah. Weaver shouldn't be out that long, though. He hurt his non-throwing elbow. But, I'm pretty optimistic right now and like to think of them as the favorites. That lineup in Anaheim though, phheeww, that's a murder's row.

Buncha dorks, not liking metal.

I think you mean Exhorder. And, yeah, they're awesome.

Yeah, for sure, but he's wearing my favorite team's laundry now, so I give him a pass. Plus he's shown a resurgence of power.